The Docksider

My favorite all-time show, fins down. I wish I could meet SpongeBob and the whole crew. What do you think a Krabby Patty from the Krusty Krab tastes like? I LOVE seafood (though I must say it creeps me out a little when I watch other people eat it). We don’t have starfish like Patrick, but there IS something that kinda looks like Squidward hanging from a tree stump in Bryant Lake. Once, I met a snail in Bryant Lake, but it didn’t meow like Gary does. Ooooh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

- Doozy

I eat worms like there’s no tomorrow. Red, pink, green, yellow, orange, purple. I’m flat out hooked on ‘em. Mmm…juicy goodness. What, you’re telling me you don’t love gummy worms? Dee-lish. Hope I get tons on Halloween. This year I’m going trick-or-treatin’ as a cowboy. Having trouble with the whole boots thing but I’m already rockin’ the cowboy hat, hooyah.

- Doozy

See you on the trail!

Whoever said fish and bicycles don’t go together was seriously disturbed. I have a cruiser bike, and it’s perfect for Bryant Lake. We’ve got 400 acres of land here, folks. Not to mention miles of fitness trails. Biking is choice, though I will say that someone needs to invent a bicycle saddle that fits a fish better. News flash: I have no tush, hello? Still, it is dee-luxe fun rollin’ at Bryant Lake.

- Doozy

Oh, yeah, I was in summer school this year. But, hey, I’m in school all year every year – I’m a fish, people! Gotcha! Seriously, Bryant Lake is something like 24 acres, so you’d think I’d have plenty of elbow room but, hey, no elbows! Gotcha again! Zing zing!

Actually this place is stocked with many of my finny friends, and we had a great summer cruising Bryant Lake, eating like pigs and generally livin’ the good life.  Hope you had a great summer, too.

- Doozy

P.S. How many fish does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, we have no hands! Now, who got schooled?

Fish love this corner of Bryant Lake

Hello, friends. This is my first blog entry, so I’ll tell you a little about myself and fill you in on what I did this summer.

I’m 13, born and raised in Bryant Lake. Once caught but jumped back in – yes! Is it obnoxious to say I’m the star of my school’s swim team? I guess I’m not only a large mouth bass, I’m a bit of a loud mouth, too. Lol!

Anyway, today I’m hanging out at Bryant Lake. The sky is blue, the breeze is gentle, and I’m cruising the cool, clean waters—25 acres of watery playground. Sweet.

Do you like to fish? Think you’ve got the skills to catch me? Well, bring it. You’ve gotta come check out my home at Bryant Lake. Bring the whole crew—really sweet decorated models plus some primo homes to check out if you’re into that. Me, I’m into the outdoor life, so you know where to find me. Oh, and bring a camera, cuz that’s the only way you’ll catch me!

- Doozy

P.S. Ok, so I got a little off topic so I’ll tell you more next time.

P.P.S. I won’t make any more lame titles; just had to get it out of my system, lol!