The Docksider

You guys know me – I’m all about nature, outdoor living, preserving the environment. I’m not just “green,” I literally am green.

So please hear me right when I say I think there is something a little strange about squirrels. What’s up with the digging, all the time digging? Not a problem for me, but it just seems a little, I don’t know, manic or something. But that’s cool. Acorn Park at Bryant Lake definitely has the beautiful oak trees and nuts that squirrels like.

What IS a problem for me is the darting around LIKE A HUNTED FISH THANK YOU VERY MUCH. When I see a squirrel go from 0 to 60 in, oh, ONE NANOSECOND, I automatically dart around like there’s an enormous pike fish about to eat me. Scares me nearly to death. Can the squirrels stop with the dashing around like their tails are on fire? Please! And I mean no offense. Believe me, some of my best friends are squirrels. I’m just sayin’.

- Doozy

My favorite all-time show, fins down. I wish I could meet SpongeBob and the whole crew. What do you think a Krabby Patty from the Krusty Krab tastes like? I LOVE seafood (though I must say it creeps me out a little when I watch other people eat it). We don’t have starfish like Patrick, but there IS something that kinda looks like Squidward hanging from a tree stump in Bryant Lake. Once, I met a snail in Bryant Lake, but it didn’t meow like Gary does. Ooooh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

- Doozy

I eat worms like there’s no tomorrow. Red, pink, green, yellow, orange, purple. I’m flat out hooked on ‘em. Mmm…juicy goodness. What, you’re telling me you don’t love gummy worms? Dee-lish. Hope I get tons on Halloween. This year I’m going trick-or-treatin’ as a cowboy. Having trouble with the whole boots thing but I’m already rockin’ the cowboy hat, hooyah.

- Doozy